Chris Brown & Rihanna

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She watched him leaning against the railing and laughing with his friend. He had such a care-free air about him; one of the things she loved about him. It made her happy to see him happy, but it hurt too. They’d both moved on, and he wasn’t even single right now, but some part of her just wanted him to kiss her. Just wanted him to say, “I love you.” Just wanted him to hold her, and let their souls meld into one. She closed her eyes.

There was a tap on her shoulder. A voice beside her said, “Hi Rihanna, could I buy you a drink?”

She opened her eyes, turning to the man. She smiled and said, “Yes.”

They walked over to the bar together. She glanced back at Chris, and he glanced back at her, and their eyes met for one fiery moment. She kept walking.

She played with the straw in her drink. It had an umbrella on the end, and she kept opening it and closing it and opening it and closing it. The man was looking at her, she knew, but she wasn’t too concerned about him. “Excuse me,” she said, “I have to go to the bathroom.”

As she walked down the stairs to the bathroom, she heard someone coming down behind her.

“Rihanna,” he said, “Can I talk to you?”

She smiled to herself. “Of course, Chris.”

“You’ve had some great songs out lately.”

“Thanks, Chris.”

He shuffled his feet. “Look, I just wanted to say that it’s really nice to see you here. I know we have a… a past, but I really want things to be okay between us.”

“I want that too.” She hugged him, squeezing tight.

He breathed into her shoulder. “You know, I never stopped loving you, Ri.”

“I never stopped loving you either,” she whispered.

“I know I’m with Karreuche now, but when I saw you here today, I just thought, this is my girl. This is my girl.”

A tear slipped down her cheek. “You’re my baby, my baby.”

Pulling herself together, she kissed him lightly on the forehead. “I’m here when you’re ready, baby,” she said. Then she turned and walked down the stairs as he watched her go.

 

Rihanna breaks her silence about the incident: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUkylt2Xfok

Chris Brown breaks his silence about the incident: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5DQ8qh1slQ

Rihanna singing “Stay”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF8BRvqGCNs

Rihanna on her relationship with Chris Brown: http://hollywoodlife.com/2013/01/30/rihanna-chris-brown-abuse-break-up-relationship-rolling-stone/

Rihanna on forgiving Chris Brown: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJvMV6aSso4

Rihanna thinks Chris Brown is the love of her life: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAZRWcYqUmM

Rihanna’s instagram: http://instagram.com/badgalriri

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Rupert Sanders & Kristen Stewart

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“Ugh, I just don’t think I got that take quite right. This scene… it’s just, like, my energy is totally off, you know? I just don’t know how to fix it…” she said.

“I agree, it’s just not quite there yet. You want to chat about it over coffee? My assistant’s brewing some in my trailer.”

“Yeah, definitely. Let’s talk this out. I really want this to be great. This scene is just so epic, and so important to the development of the character, you know?”

“Great,” he said to her. “Take twenty everyone!”

As they walked, she ran her fingers through her hair, lost in thought about the scene.

They arrived at his trailer. He thanked his assistant for the coffee, and then dismissed her.

“So here’s my take on the scene: you’re just such a fierce, fierce girl, but I think that you really need to bring out the softness of Snow White. I mean, this scene is about love, you know? You need to be more tender towards Chris.”

“Yeah, yeah, I feel that too. Like, me and Chris, we just have such different energies. It’s hard to act like I’m attracted to him like that. He’s just so big and muscular, and just so… not my type.” Her type was more tall and thin and intellectual. “He’s such a great guy though, such a great guy. Just not my kind of guy, you know?”

“I know, Kristen. We’ve talked about this before. I know where you’re going with this, but it’s just not going to happen between us.”

She nodded her head. Is it so wrong, she thought, to love two people at once? “I know we both have people in our lives that we love, but I feel like you and I are on a different level than them. Our vibes just align, you know? It’s so crazy. I didn’t want to feel this way, Rupert, but I do.”

He put his head in his hands. “You know I’m tempted, Kristen, you know I am.”

“Then just let it happen,” she said as she put her hand on his knee. Slowly, she inched further and further up his thigh. He watched her hand, but made no move to stop it.

She unzipped his pants. She put her ear to his chest and heard it race. Satisfied, she dipped her head down, and gave him all the pleasure that occurs when two people with the right energy find each other, you know?

 

Pictures of Rupert and Kristen in US Magazine: http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/pictures/kristen-stewarts-affair-with-rupert-sanders-see-all-the-steamy-photos-2012307/24035

Interview with Kristen and Rupert for Snow White and the Huntsman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCDaD9qin_w

And just for laughs, here’s Will Ferrell reacting to the scandal: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dM-73TME1lo

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Harry Styles & Taylor Swift

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She headed back stage with that electric feeling that she always got after performing in front of hundreds of fans.  Putting down her guitar, she sunk onto the couch.

He came in, walking with her manager. She appraised him as he ambled towards her. Messy hair. Green eyes. Charming smile. Ladies man. She’d always thought he was cute, but she’d never realized how truly stunning he was until he walked into that room.

“Taylor, this is Harry. He watched your concert tonight, and I thought you two would like to meet.” She nodded; her manager left. And with that, they were alone.

Taylor smiled at him, “Hi Harry. Introductions are so awkward when you’re a celebrity, aren’t they?” She laughed, “We all know that I know who you are and you know who I am, but we’ve just never quite met!”

He laughed and agreed with her, “You’re quite right!”

He sat down beside her. She didn’t quite know what to say, but thankfully he had a few lines up his sleeve already. “I just loved your concert tonight, by the way. The energy you have with the crowd is just incredible, and the way you bear your soul like that in your songs… I mean, my hat’s off to you, Taylor.”

“Thank you, that’s so kind. I’ll have to come to one of your concerts soon, so I can really compliment you, but I think you must connect with your crowd as well. I know you certainly have avid fans.”

“Yes, definitely. I would love that. And I do have quite a few girls chasing me, you know, but I try not to let it get to my head all that much. It’s hard though, to be accosted everywhere by screaming fans. Hard to have a life, you know? They all just want a piece of me and I don’t have that many to give.”

She thought that perhaps it had gone to his head more than he was willing to admit, but she bit her tongue. “Yes, I… know the experience certainly. Fans are lovely, but not when you want privacy.”

“Taylor, I’m just going to come out and say it: I’m such a fan of you and everything you do. What I really came here to ask was whether you’d like to go to dinner with me soon? I know you’re busy, but I’d really like the chance to get to know you better.” He looked at her with puppy dog eyes. “What do you say?”

She wanted to say yes, but she knew she probably shouldn’t. This was Harry Styles after all, and his reputation preceded him. She didn’t want to get hurt again now, not so soon. He seemed so genuine right now though…

“Yes,” she said. “Yes, I would love to.”

I’ll probably be writing about this one soon enough, she thought.

 

Taylor Swift’s “I Knew You Were Trouble”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNoKguSdy4Y

Taylor Swift talks Harry Styles in Vanity Fair: http://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/2013/03/taylor-swift-fights-back-tina-fey-amy-poehler

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Ryan Reynolds & Blake Lively

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She heard a knock on her trailer door. “Who is it?” she moaned, rolling over on her cot.

“Hey, um, it’s Ryan!”

She sprung out of bed, quickly brushing her hair with her fingers.

She opened the door. “Ryan, hey! What are you doing here?”

“Well, I was just in the neighbourhood and I thought I’d stop by… Ah, who am I kidding, I just wanted to see you!”

She laughed. “No need to make excuses with me, mister. I’m always happy to see you! I actually have a few hours before I need to start filming again at dusk. Did you want to grab an early dinner with me?”

“Yeah! I mean, do you want to go out, or uh, eat in? I know you like to cook.” He looked sheepish.

“Let’s eat in! I never got to cook for you while we were filming Green Lantern.” The key to a man’s heart is his stomach, right? she thought.

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She opened the door. “Well, here it is,” she said, “my apartment!”

He looked around. “It’s nice. Very, uh, homey.”

She smiled. “I am so excited to cook for you! How does spaghetti and meatballs sound? I know it’s nothing too fancy, but it is a classic!”

“Sounds fantastic, Blake. Can I help you out with anything?”

“Hmm, are you comfortable cooking the spaghetti while I make the meatballs and sauce?”

“I may be a guy, but I can still cook pasta!” he said with a smile.

“Great,” she said.

She grabbed a pot and some spaghetti noodles from the cupboard and handed both to Ryan.

As she formed the ground meat into balls in her hand, she asked him the question she’d been wondering about since she heard the news. “Ryan,” she said, “I don’t want to be too nosy or anything, but I was curious… What happened with you and Scarlett? I mean, I heard… you know.”

He paused for a moment, looking down at the pot. “Well, it was something that had been coming for a long time, I think, even though I didn’t realize it for a while. We didn’t see each other very much because of work, and after a while, it stopped mattering to me if I saw her. And I guess the moment when I really knew that it was over was when I realized that I was more attracted to um… to other people than I was to her.”

“I’m really sorry, Ryan. I know I’ve never been married, but break-ups in general are so hard, especially when you’ve been with a person for a few years. It’s just like… who you were with them, you’ll never be that person again, you know? It’s a weird feeling to look back on the good times and know that you gave that up. For a reason, of course, but it’s still just… sad. Sorry I’m rambling here.”

He looked up from the pot. “No, no, I know what you mean, Blake. Even when not being with someone is the absolute right choice and you know it, there will always be things that you miss about that person. Especially once they become a stranger to you.”

She smiled. “Yeah, I’m glad you understood what I was trying to say there. You really get me, Ryan.”

He walked across the kitchen and hugged her tight. She closed her eyes, savouring the moment.

He lightly touched her face and then, pulling her chin up, he asked, “Blake, could I kiss you?”

She didn’t answer, but instead pulled her face closer to his until their lips were touching, and they kissed. First softly, and then with more hunger and yearning. He lightly grazed her breast as he slid his hand down to her waist, his lips never leaving hers.

She forgot about her spaghetti sauce as it burned on the stove, and they stumbled to the bedroom.

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“Sorry about dinner, Ryan. I have cupcakes that I made yesterday though! You want one?”

He bit into the red velvet cupcake, and moaned. “Oh god, this is so delicious, Blake. Just so delicious.”

 

Ryan and Blake at the Green Lantern panel in WonderCon 2011: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVuremyix4M

Blake on being a foodie (and some other stuff): http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2199782/Blake-Lively-reveals-secret-staying-slim-Being-25-years-old-having-good-metabolism.html

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Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart

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Rob sat on the couch in his best clothes – jeans and a plaid shirt. He had invited Kristen over to jam before, but this time was different. She had recently broken up with her boyfriend, Michael, and he knew that this was his chance to make a move. They’d kissed before, of course, but he didn’t know for sure whether the butterflies had been in her stomach too. He wanted it to be true so badly: all these feelings that he’d imagined her having, all the chemistry he’d seen between them. And the world saw it too; they always said, oh Rob and Kristen have amazing chemistry. Kristen told him about her relationship with Michael once. She said that it was nice, comfortable, but that she didn’t know if it was enough for her.

The doorbell rang.

“Hey,” she said with that smile that she reserved only for him. And Michael sometimes. God knows she never did it in public…

“Hey,” he said, palms sweating. “Come in, I’ve got some, uh, hot pockets if you’re hungry. I mean, you don’t have to have any. Just, um, letting you know.” Oh god, he thought.

“I could go for a hot pocket,” she said.

“Great! Fantastic! Let me heat one up for you!”

In the kitchen, Rob shoved the hot pocket into the microwave. He ran his hands through his hair, nervous. You’ve got to do it, Rob, you’ve got to. She’s the one.

“Rob?” Kristen said from the other room.

“Yes?”

She came into the kitchen. “Rob, I have to be honest with you… I know that we’ve been telling everyone that we’re just friends and that there’s nothing between us, but I think we both know that there is. Rob, I’m so attracted to you. I can’t help myself.”

He looked at her, stunned.

“Please say something, Rob. I… I haven’t just made an idiot of myself, have I?”

“No!” he shouted frantically. “No, Kristen, I feel exactly the same way. I’ve never met anyone like you. Anyone who makes me feel this way. Kristen, you’re everything I ever wanted in a woman. I love you, Kristen, and I’ve wanted to tell you that for a while.”

“Oh… thank you, Rob. That is so so sweet. I’m not quite sure what to say.”

“Oh god, now I’ve made an idiot of myself. I’m so sorry. Please don’t be scared of me because I said that. I just… maybe I don’t know what love is, but this sure feels like it.”

She smiled and picked up the hot pocket. “Don’t worry, Rob. It’s okay.”

He smiled then.

Kristen put down the plate. “I just want to make one thing clear though. We can’t tell the press about all this. They will be on us so fast, and everyone will just be sitting there waiting for us to break up. I really don’t want that. You don’t either, right?”

“Oh no, definitely not. That would be just terrible.” I wish I could tell the world how happy I am with this amazing and beautiful woman though.

She grabbed his hand as she had so many times before, but this time, it was the beginning of something real, something magical.

 

Rob singing a fitting song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6x9loD7K9o0

Interview with Rob and Kristen circa the first Twilight movie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivKJFRuYAeo

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